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Monday, 10 October 2011
Penitentiary (1979)
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Wednesday, 5 October 2011
Book of Revelation (2006)
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Wednesday, 6 August 2008
Prey (1978)

I recently said to someone that I was planning to watch and review the Norman J. Warren movies, a comment they made in turn made me prioritise these viewings beginning with Warren’s 1978 movie Prey described as “an interesting little film”.
Norman J. Warren (probably a director you have either never heard on, or due to the wonders of internet search engines have found yourself here looking for information on the director) made very few movies 10 in fact during his career. During the end of the 1970’s as tastes in movies from the likes of Hammer Studios, little quirky directors like Norman J. Warren and Pete Walker came into their own bringing a very different type of horror to cinema screens, granted it was not all good, but it was most certainly different.
Prey is a most bizarre movie, with some of the worst acting I have ever seen in a British movie, and utterly ludicrous special effects, an off the wall story so bizarre that it sounds like your worst dream; combine this with what sounds a drunken old fool on an electronic synthesizer and what have you got? A winning, compelling and hilariously unintentional humour that can, for the open mind make Prey a real favourite for life.
Beginning with a couple making out in a car, both of which fall into unusual circumstances; the action soon movies to the lesbian retreat of Josephine and Jessica. While Jessica (Glory Annen) is more your everyday type of person Josephine (Sally Faulkner) is the sort of person that might very well bring a flick knife to a child’s birthday party. Josephine is also paranoid that her lesbian lover might be tempted if she ventures into the outside world by another, so you can imagine her joy when Anders Anders (Barry Stokes) ventures into their isolated retreat. While Josephine wants shot of Anders, Jessica want to help Anders who she believes to be “disturbed”. But Anders comes complete with baggage, and this baggage causes Jessica to look at things in a different light, while Anders is a terror all of his own, the worst horror has been with her all along.
I really don’t know where to start with this film, while the above synopsis of opening events might all very well sound normal, this is far from the case and I’d go as far as to say that Prey is one of the most oddball and unusual movies I have seen for some considerable time. Think alien cats, lesbians and an oil slick... Now hold that thought.
The best place to start is with Sally Faulkner, for some unknown reasons this actress still manages to find work 30 years after this movie, and more ludicrously she has acted quite prolifically during that whole period. With her over emphasised words, woody complexion, almost drunken flying off the handle at the least little thing (though her character is meant to be a bit mental), and animated make out scenes with her co-actress; she is the thing about Prey that brings the most amusement giving the ultimate head scratching what the fuck performance, you need to see it to believe it. The slightly better of the two female actresses Gloria Annen pretty much disappeared within 5 years of this movie being made. While Barry Stokes acted pretty much all the time for 10 years after the movie was finished, before disappearing into voice over hell; I’ll say little about the acting of Stokes, because his character is detached from everything we know, so you can’t really tell whether he is a terrible actor or deliberately trying to be awful.
In this world of dreadful and not so dreadful acting comes the ultimate predator, a half man half cat creature with the best plastic cat head I have ever seen. I’m a big lover of plastic cat heads, and this one is really special. In seriousness I do have to question why Warren chose to use this particular head, as I have a suspicion that even 30 years ago this would have been quite amusing. But maybe, just maybe Warren realised this, like many aspects of the movie I cannot help but thing that Warren is having a laugh at his audience. I have not ruined the story when I tell you that the cat head in question belongs to Barry Stokes, because less than five minutes in and you get to see him brandishing said cat head. What is highly contrasting however is that to go with this amusing cat head, you have pretty extreme gore as cat head in place (it only comes out at certain times) rips the throats out of his prey whether it is human or animal.
While I’m nudging the word extreme, I must move on rather hurriedly to some pretty risqué sex scenes, both lesbian and straight, fingers go places you know they go but don’t necessarily need to be reminded especially when the finger abuser is Sally Faulkner, it’s a combination you don’t even want to think about, let alone see. I’m rather amazed when conversations of extreme sex come up that Prey does not raise its head along with the likes of Straw Dogs, The Accused, and 9 Songs; maybe it’s because the movie is so far pushed into the “Cult” label that nobody has seen it. Whatever the case may be this definitely enters the realms of belonging to the brown mac brigade.
As the movie enters its third quarter there is the most unexpected, nay indescribable scene which mixes eternal conversations about cats and water, if you can call the thing that Stokes character stumbles upon water. This painful synthesised 2 minute scene/interlude makes for the most hilarious point of the movie. It’s at this very point that I realised that despite the terrible plot, effects, music, and acting that this ridiculous movie had made its way to be one of my all time favourite movies.
Prey is available on Region 1 DVD as an individual disc with no special features other than a trailer, alternately in the UK you can obtain it as part of a now deleted box set of Norman J. Warren movies, while the disc itself has no extra editions beyond the US disc, there is a disc of special features. I have based this review off the back of the US disc.
Wednesday, 16 July 2008
Young People Fucking

Released across the world under the title Young People Fu**ing (but without the censorship I imposed) it might not come as too much of a surprise that here in the UK the movie is not only going straight to DVD (when all other English speaking cultures saw it at the cinemas), but we are going to see it with an amended title of YPF. While its perfectly acceptable it seems for albums to get released in the UK with the F word present, it seems the movie industry gets the same sort of militant censorship it always has.
YPF is an interesting low budget movie that looks at a series of relationships surrounding the act of sex, there is a couple, some work colleagues, roommates, Ex’s, and best friends all who over the course of a night have sex. What separates the different stories are the status of the relationships and the lack of, or sometimes too much sexual experience.
While the movie features a variety of familiar looking cast, possibly the most know cast member is British actor Callum Blue, who started his acting career in Channel Four’s As IF, before moving on to the popular Grim Reaper based American comedy show Dead Like Me, where he played the loveable Mason. Here he displays a similar roguish charm to the character he played in Dead Like Me as a womanising employer possibly pursuing “the one” who just so happens to work in the same restaurant, for reasons left unknown this player decides that the woman he has taken home is different from all the other employees he has seduced before.
Other stories follow two roommates whose fading friendship means that the one in the relationship now has the excuse to act out his fantasy, to see his girlfriend have sex with his now estranged roommate, the tip of this iceberg being that the soon to be evicted roommate has something rather large to offer his one night only lady friend.
Bored of the dull sex life a woman one night decides that it’s time to drag her husband kicking and screaming into the new sexual generation. But Abby wants this night to enjoy anal sex for the first time, trouble being she is not going to be the one on the receiving end.
A couple of opposite sex friends through circumstance find themselves in a situation that was plotted out on the cards some years prior, that if they were ever feeling the need for sex but unable to get it, that they would help each other out. While the woman is all too eager, the man just cannot get the friendship out of his head.
Finally two long time partners now separated, having enjoyed a night out together decide to take things a little further, feeling that both should have gotten over each other. The idea of quick convenience sex comes with a razors edge when the subject of other lovers since their relationship dissolved is bought up.
YPF is a very cleverly knit story, and despite the fact that it’s all about sex, the conversation and visual images are surprisingly tame, you could almost say it’s a very innocent piece, having lured you in from the shock value of the title. Each story is cleverly developed with a good mix of humour and an underlying serious edge that does rightly raise some incredibly valuable questions and answers. I’m reminded of a movie I saw earlier this year called After Sex, though the messages here are not so straightforward. After Sex was the ultimate lesson for young people considering having sex for the first time, while YPF is all about pushing your boundaries when it comes to sex; its literally all about trying new and different things, and the effects that those different things has on a relationship.
What is so odd about YPF is that after the humour of the story as a whole, there are some devastating conclusions to the stories that quite literally have the potential to shake the foundations of the said relationships to the ground. Trust is broken, sexual boundaries are pushed far too far, and some literally feel like they have been raped. Having delivered the horror of some of the conclusions, the envelope is pushed one step further by looking then at the reactions of those seen as the conquering party.
YPF is one of those movies you can watch as a disposable piece of entertainment or as something that needs some levels of deep analysis. When I watched the movie some seven days ago I took it to be a fairly lightweight piece, yet it’s only now as I write this review that I fully appreciate the harsh realities of the movie. And thinking on, that’s quite an achievement to see a movie just once and have two completely opposite views of the same film... Clever stuff indeed!
YPF is going to be available shortly on DVD in the UK.